An Incomplete List of the Contents of my Checked Bag Returning from My Recent Visit to Austin

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  • Two jigsaw puzzles
  • Two loufahs
  • HEB tupperware
  • My old car’s license plates
  • Two samples of Dolly Parton perfume
  • A roll of Dolly Parton wrapping paper
  • Hydrocortisone
  • Sleeping pills
  • Trader Joe’s peanut butter cups
  • An Apple Extended keyboard made in 1992
  • A bare plank of wood
  • An oven mitt
  • A bear balaclava

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